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Pay $11.99 once on the App Store and keep Chops forever. No unlock tiers or recurring fees.
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iPhone game · Offline · $11.99 once
Swing. Split. Stack.
Chops Game is a hyper-satisfying wood chopping game for iPhone with ASMR-style sound, smooth 3D visuals, and calm one-handed play.
Chops is an unofficial port of Firewood Splitting Simulator by Gavin Shapiro from screen.toys.
- No ads
- No subscriptions
- No data collected
Built for a quiet moment
Everything runs on your phone. No servers, no accounts, no noise.
Fully offline
Play anywhere — on a flight, off the grid, or away from Wi‑Fi. No login required.
ASMR-grade sound
Weighted swings, crisp splits, and subtle ambience tuned for headphones or a quiet room.
Portrait & one-handed
Designed for iPhone. Pick up, chop a few logs, put it down. That simple.
Your next chop is one tap away.
Instant load. Zero friction. Stack firewood at your own pace.
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